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We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

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portlandia:

ifc:

Freedom!

Heroes. 

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collegehumor:

What do YOU want to be when you grow up?

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unofficialtwitter:

IOS8 coming out reminded me of the day last year when IOS7 came out and all the little rich kids started downloading it during school and we crashed our schools server

They had to come on the loud speaker and ask us all to “please not update our personal devices at school and wait tell we got home”

It was halirious

year-of-the-deanmon:

angelsofletters:

hazelsammy:

mishasminionnamedsunny:

What if Supernatural was about two demon brother’s that went around killing hunters?

We’re halfway there

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GO DIRECTLY TO HELL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200 

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hey-im-kiani asked: Are you Beyoncé?


Answer:

mtv:

i might be

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