Imagine if a muggle-born put a muggle movie poster outside of the Slytherin Common Room on the first day of school and all the pure bloods just stare at it for hours waiting for something to move and end up late for class.
good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
Grab her hand
And whisper “Run.”
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hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
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